Mobtofril is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous dragon.

Mobtofril created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobtofril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobtofril, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mobtofril's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mobtofril's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear white shirts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention snails.