Rulldonkim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise centaur.

Rulldonkim created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldonkim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulldonkim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rulldonkim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rulldonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.