Sandnegxem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic human.

Sandnegxem created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Sandnegxem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandnegxem, she will make you grow a tail.

Sandnegxem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sandnegxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.
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