Larg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate
shrew.
Larg created matter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larg, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Larg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Larg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Larg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Never think about special relativity.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.