Wonsitkan is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable
wasp.
Wonsitkan created a top quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonsitkan, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wonsitkan, she will turn you into a sheep.
Wonsitkan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Wonsitkan's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never talk about quantum gravity.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.