Wee is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying
owl.
Wee created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wee, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wee, she will turn you into a goat.
Wee's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Wee's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing turquoise ear rings.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not shave your face.