Wee is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying owl.

Wee created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wee, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wee, she will turn you into a goat.

Wee's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wee's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed corn to eagles while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your face.