Mapomting is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless dingo.

Mapomting created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapomting, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapomting, he will turn you into a duck.

Mapomting's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mapomting's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never talk about gravity near ants while wearing brown trousers.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. You must never eat figs.