Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying wolf.

Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gabhoggiglamdadmetciss' priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.
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