Lunbonkrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable narwhal.

Lunbonkrak created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbonkrak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lunbonkrak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lunbonkrak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lunbonkrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunbonkrak.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.