Lunbonkrak is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable
narwhal.
Lunbonkrak created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Lunbonkrak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Lunbonkrak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Lunbonkrak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Lunbonkrak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about rats.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunbonkrak.
3. Always help sick grasshopers.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.