Stragraghom is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, benevolent swan.

Stragraghom created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragraghom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragraghom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stragraghom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stragraghom's Holy Commandments

1. Stragraghom loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if nine ants approach from the south.

3. Retreat if four mice approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.