Gomhublam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart deer.

Gomhublam created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhublam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomhublam, he will cry a lot.

Gomhublam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gomhublam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never feed peanuts to snails while wearing fawn hats.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gomhublam on top of all buildings.