Wonrigbit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring seal.

Wonrigbit created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonrigbit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonrigbit, she will be very sad.

Wonrigbit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wonrigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never feed lemons to tapirs while wearing skirts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.