Targbutsawcubmummumrut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful dove.

Targbutsawcubmummumrut created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbutsawcubmummumrut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targbutsawcubmummumrut, she will be very sad.

Targbutsawcubmummumrut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Targbutsawcubmummumrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Targbutsawcubmummumrut.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing gray kilts.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
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