Gumriljig Zodjaptab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying donkey.

Gumriljig Zodjaptab created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gumriljig Zodjaptab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gumriljig Zodjaptab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gumriljig Zodjaptab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gumriljig Zodjaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red sheep for they are unholy.

2. Put Gumriljig Zodjaptab first in all things.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt mice.