Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic deer.

Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee, she will turn you into a frog.

Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to nematodes while wearing purple tights.

2. Never paint your hands orange.

3. Never wear fawn scarves.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Vegkemmum Tarsaszigwee in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing pink rings.