Wongutbad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying gorilla.

Wongutbad created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wongutbad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wongutbad, he will send you a sign.

Wongutbad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wongutbad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.