Lipyogtendiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring skunk.

Lipyogtendiss created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipyogtendiss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lipyogtendiss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipyogtendiss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lipyogtendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lipyogtendiss.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.