Nanlegsid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating jackal.

Nanlegsid created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanlegsid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanlegsid, he will turn you into a frog.

Nanlegsid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nanlegsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Always help seals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from red great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Run away if three ants approach from the east.