Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. You must pray to Bunappzagnullbodsaklopcat seven times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at comets.