Fid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful newt.

Fid created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fid's priests.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Fid on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about porpoises.