Cibcengun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless swan.

Cibcengun created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcengun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibcengun, she will ignore you.

Cibcengun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cibcengun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Cibcengun loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Do not jump in public.