Jenvansin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody gnu.

Jenvansin created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvansin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenvansin, he will turn you into a worm.

Jenvansin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jenvansin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jenvansin three times a day.

2. Put Jenvansin first in all things.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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