Negjamfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise cat.

Negjamfid created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negjamfid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negjamfid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Negjamfid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Negjamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.