Loopniglun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able toad.

Loopniglun created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopniglun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopniglun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Loopniglun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Loopniglun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Loopniglun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Worship no other gods but Loopniglun.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loopniglun.