Bitdudkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bitdudkap created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Bitdudkap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bitdudkap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bitdudkap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bitdudkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bitdudkap's name in vain.

2. You must love Bitdudkap.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Bitdudkap loves mites, so they must be respected.