Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid bee.

Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss, he will strike you with lightening.

Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss' priests.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Panfunyatt Rapquagfoss in the centre of the settlement.