Dit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, overgenerous aardvark.

Dit created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dit's priests.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dit on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Always wear orange.