Jatbitbet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent badger.

Jatbitbet created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatbitbet, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatbitbet, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jatbitbet's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jatbitbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Do not run in public.