Hasloglik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful swallow.

Hasloglik created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasloglik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hasloglik, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hasloglik's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hasloglik's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.