Cabgebapp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish guinea pig.

Cabgebapp created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgebapp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cabgebapp, it will curse you with boils.

Cabgebapp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cabgebapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabgebapp.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.