Flow is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous snail.

Flow created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flow, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flow, he will be very sad.

Flow's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Flow's name in vain.