Yikstanrul is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty alligator.

Yikstanrul created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikstanrul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikstanrul, it will be very sad.

Yikstanrul's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yikstanrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.