Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving swallow.

Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hamnanwon Fedbarnbed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry mice.