Kaddabdit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical horse.

Kaddabdit created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaddabdit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kaddabdit, he will not invite you to parties.

Kaddabdit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kaddabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Kaddabdit.