Fidgebstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring yak.

Fidgebstik created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidgebstik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidgebstik, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fidgebstik's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fidgebstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near ants while wearing violet rings and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

2. Put Fidgebstik first in all things.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.