Hugbestjap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous jaguar.

Hugbestjap created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbestjap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugbestjap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hugbestjap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hugbestjap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hugbestjap first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing green hats and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.