Kamfemgud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty ferret.

Kamfemgud created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfemgud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kamfemgud, he will turn you into a plant.

Kamfemgud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kamfemgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.