Jipyardag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humorless warg.

Jipyardag created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipyardag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipyardag, it will torture you forever.

Jipyardag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jipyardag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never skip in the presence of seals.