Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent fox.

Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf, he will be very sad.

Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if seven shrews approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Always obey Gubvonkbossmabmumnulaf's priests.

5. Always help mites in need.