Lencibtar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured alligator.

Lencibtar created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lencibtar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lencibtar, she will strike you with lightening.

Lencibtar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lencibtar's Holy Commandments

1. Lencibtar loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Hide if seven cats approach from the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Lencibtar in the centre of the settlement.