Lagfumarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy fox.

Lagfumarn created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagfumarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lagfumarn, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lagfumarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lagfumarn's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your face.