Pangsawlibcum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful dragon.

Pangsawlibcum created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsawlibcum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangsawlibcum, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pangsawlibcum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pangsawlibcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pangsawlibcum.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing orange ear rings.