Bemwonbam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving hyena.

Bemwonbam created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemwonbam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bemwonbam, he will not invite you to parties.

Bemwonbam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bemwonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about carrots.