Veensinciphot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous coyote.

Veensinciphot created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veensinciphot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veensinciphot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Veensinciphot's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Veensinciphot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Hide if four mites approach from the west.

4. Never wear red rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veensinciphot.