Negtipmob is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless pig.

Negtipmob created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negtipmob, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negtipmob, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Negtipmob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Negtipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must pray to Negtipmob nine times a day.

3. Negtipmob loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.