Rawfabpod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful salamander.

Rawfabpod created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfabpod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rawfabpod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rawfabpod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rawfabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never wear indigo kilts.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.