Limxucktap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered wren.

Limxucktap created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Limxucktap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limxucktap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Limxucktap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Limxucktap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never talk about black holes.
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