Cintit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective squirrel.

Cintit created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cintit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cintit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cintit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cintit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.