Zigkipfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent dragon.

Zigkipfob created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigkipfob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigkipfob, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zigkipfob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zigkipfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Respect your elders.