Dum is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, uncaring monkey.

Dum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dum, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Dum's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.